Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.

Keith: "Bro, Sarah candy volcanoes like nobodys business!"

by wazzanagga September 23, 2013

Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.

That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.

by Lime5 March 5, 2014

Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

by Smalz17 March 18, 2017

star candy

star candy, also known as konpeito, is a japanese hard candy that is essentially sugar with slight flavoring to it.

the star bits in mario galaxy were based off of star candy.

the candies those soot sprites get in spirited away is star candy.

don't eat too much star candy or you'll crack one of your teeth. ik this from experience.

by froompy November 14, 2021

Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much

She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.

by CinnaFox October 18, 2021

Trump candy

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight

Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!

by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018