SMOKE CHECK 

Getting screwed up after a PT or Workout such as sweating or blowing snot everywhere.

Hey private Williams how was the new fitness video you got your recruits. Smoke Checked all of them even I broke out a sweat or two.

SMOKE CHECK by Wetyoutube1 April 7, 2019

smoke a L

A euphemism for smoking crack. Most crack pipes are shaped somewhat like an "L," where the vertical line is the barrel of the pipe and the horizontal line is the bowl where the crack is placed.

Heard in the lyrics of Ride Wit Me by Nelly:
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

smoke a L by nellycracksmoka January 1, 2009

Smoke-G 

An internet term, coined mainly in the FlashIndustries community, for "handicapped fucktard".

Man: Oh my god... what is that?!
Woman: Looks like a Smoke-G.
Man: Oh Christ... shoot it.

Smoke-G by Rofl-es-Rofl July 3, 2007

Cock smoker 

A whore that has been reduced to sucking dick, because of excess vaginal dieseases.

See: your girl

Eg. You will now be classified as a cock smoker.

Cock smoker by Anonymous May 12, 2003

smokeadawweddatigivesyou 

a way to tell someone that they have to smoke weed or not

you better smokeadawweddatigivesyou or youll be sorry you didn't

smokeadawweddatigivesyou by smokeweeed everydayandbebaked allthetime March 18, 2008

Smokepoo 

1. n. Bowel movements resulting from the relaxation induced by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials.

2. adj. {Smokepoodom} A state of utter relaxation brought on by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials, which is NOT to exclude the utter relaxation of the intestines and/or bowels.

3. n. {Smokepootative} Cigarettes utilized as a laxative.

4. v. {Smokepoo'd} Having been in a state of constipation and smoked several cigarettes in hopes of correcting the problem.

"Dude, I'm telling you! You've gotta pull over, I've got a major smokepoo coming on!"
"Hehe... Man, I feel so relaxed... Oh wow, I've hit smokepoodom stage. Be back in a bit."

"Dang... That cheese pizza clogged me up big time, and I don't have any money for X-Lax. You got any smokepootatives at your place?"

"I hit up the stogies big time, and I tell ya... I got majorly smokepoo'd... Feelin' much better."

Smokepoo by YesIndeedImInterestedInCollege July 10, 2009

Cock Smoker 

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts

Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...

Cock Smoker by Townsman September 27, 2014