Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

Ohio River East

The East Coast of the United States plus Mississippi, Kentucky and their border states.

As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

Lazy River

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river

Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.

by Datboijason November 1, 2021

connecticut river academy

this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out

Connecticut River academy is something u don’t wanna attend unless ur bored. It means ghetto 😂

by connecticut heads November 5, 2021

Hudson river

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow

Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River

by RoomService November 6, 2021

thereal.riverscuomo

so funny , cool , sexy , amazing

wow , @thereal.riverscuomo is so cool, i wannabe like them one day!!

by ffdfhhgdfhhggjhfghh November 12, 2021