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Get the Foot Fart mug.That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
by e-rock April 3, 2015
Get the clarinet fart mug.A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.
'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
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