Definitions by flax64

Foot Fart 

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

Foot Fart by flax64 August 29, 2015

vacationship 

A casual relationship you have over the course of your vacation with no intention of continuing the romance after the trip is over.

I went to Hawaii for 2 weeks, met a girl and we had a nice vacationship while we were there.

vacationship one night stand

vacationship by flax64 September 20, 2013

Lightmare 

any intersection that is a pain in the ass to make it through because the lights are so poorly timed or too quick to change therefore allowing only a few cars to make it through per cycle.

A five street intersection in rush hour is a huge lightmare! light-mare lite-mare

Lightmare by flax64 August 7, 2010

Prune-Tang 

Prune-tang is the 2nd to last stage for good looking women. They are over the age of 60 but still looking good and in shape. Way past cougar but not quite to Geri-tang which is an attractive women over the age of 75.

Prune-tang Geri-tang

Prune-Tang by flax64 March 17, 2010

Front row fattys 

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

Front row fattys by flax64 February 4, 2010

Roof Top 

A Roof Top is simillar to an upper decker which is deficating in the upper tank of the toilet exept a Roof Top is the act of leaving the turd on the top of the water tank lid. Sometimes called "Shingling the roof"

roof Top shingle the roof

Roof Top by flax64 December 8, 2009