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blood family

by Hoodiepai April 15, 2020
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blood round

A term for wrestling in which you are in the round where if you lose your match, you are eliminated from the tournament. However if you win your match, you move on to the state championships.
Me and Johnny are in the blood round. This is a must win match for both of us.
by Vancouver loco February 11, 2023
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Maple Blood

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.
"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"
by 0rphac October 12, 2022
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Orange blooded

The type of attitude horny furries have
My furry gf is so horny shes orange blooded
by Fl4k February 5, 2021
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Hanna St Bloods (HSB)

Detroit Eastside Blood set based in the Beirut neighborhood (E. Seven Mile & Hanna St). Known for territorial influence, longstanding Eastside presence, and cultural impact. Affiliations include Beirut Bloods, RedZone Bloods, The 5s, and some Vice Lord ties.
“Hanna St Bloods (HSB) runs the Beirut blocks, holding Eastside turf while staying linked with Beirut Bloods, RedZone, and The 5s.”—Eastside Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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