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Definitions by the_grundle_fondler

Puff Daddy 

My man banged so many chicks he a puff daddy now
Puff Daddy by the_grundle_fondler November 26, 2018
Ali A is the Messiah himself
Ali A by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018
A group of people that are perfect to be used as sex dolls. Only when they're sleeping tho ;)
I saw my sister the other night, damn my family looks like an absolute snack now that we're down in Alabama.
Family by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

Bloodshake

A delectable drink made of period blood and semen.
I drank bloodshakes from like 10 different couples yesterday.

Searching the Cave 

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.
I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.