the_grundle_fondler's definitions

Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

Bloodshake

A delectable drink made of period blood and semen.

I drank bloodshakes from like 10 different couples yesterday.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

Puff Daddy

A sugar daddy with a very inflated scrotum.

My man banged so many chicks he a puff daddy now

by the_grundle_fondler November 26, 2018

Family

A group of people that are perfect to be used as sex dolls. Only when they're sleeping tho ;)

I saw my sister the other night, damn my family looks like an absolute snack now that we're down in Alabama.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018

Ali A

My nigga

Ali A is the Messiah himself

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018