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Half Moon

1. Sex position

2. A pastry made in Central New York State

3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance

4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon
1. F- "Hey honey let's try this new position I found out about"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"

2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)

3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"

4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"
by Please Fill In The Box April 23, 2022
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Moon Landing

A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.

Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.

As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.

As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.

At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Me and my partner decided to stage a moon landing last night.
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.
- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
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Moon Cricket

Moon Cricket is a website where they post about Cricket.
Moon Cricket is a Cricket information website.
by mooncricket.xyz February 19, 2021
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Kirven Moon

Super sexy and awesome person that is the best friend you can have. Normally has a huge cock
by GorillaGlizzy December 14, 2021
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Moon

He is very smart and good looking,
Could attract anyone, is too kind and handsome

The best one to stay by your side,

Anyone could do anything to see him smile and happy :)

His smile is the cutest and the most adorable,

He can be stupid sometimes but his friends and others got his back

He really loves animals and is a total animal lover, he is always there for his friends and is the best friend you could ever meet,

Is always there to cheer you up

Is shy

Is always calms and tries to think innocent and holy thoughts

Sleeping is hobby, can sleep a lot,

Loves to clean!!!!

Can clean in the middle of night too

Will be there for you if you feel bad,
Is a very caring and worrying person

Would worry for you

And care for you a lot

Doesn't takes things for granted.
Oh he is so attractive, he is surely moon!

Such a kind person 😔
Such a moon!
by Ehnone November 24, 2021
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dialing the moon

he keeps dialing the moon during dinner.
by sethph88 April 30, 2015
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