man rule

Any unwritten rule of man that is understood by all heterosexual men as being law.

"Always look forward and at eye-level when in the men's locker room".

Jeremy broke the locker room "man rule" and practiced dudity when he looked at Mike's ass while he was changing clothes.

man rule by Dr. Biggoms December 25, 2008

Ground Rule Double 

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

Ground Rule Double by gabulldogs123 August 23, 2008

ja rule 

Little rat faced midget piece of shit.

Bob: Wow, that washroom stinks!
Joe: Thats because somebody forgot to flush their ja rule

ja rule by DaVeY-KsOiEhAwO February 21, 2005

Beer-Liquor Rule 

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.

Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.

Beer-Liquor Rule by Sid Barrett January 11, 2009

Ja Rule 

fagged muthafucker who don't want no beef. run from it when it come to him. fifty cents destroyed him. now he run his ass to africa thinkin he gonna get love in africa.

bitch, pussy

Ja Rule by reakwan July 21, 2003

The Three Shake Rule 

After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.

It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.

The Three Shake Rule by Elburno February 23, 2008

The 'Lou Ferrigno' Rule 

The Lou Ferrigno Rule states that a person wearing glasses cannot be punched in the face by anyone ... not even Lou Ferrigno.

Woah man, you can't punch him, he's wearing glasses. That'd be breaking The 'Lou Ferrigno' Rule!

The 'Lou Ferrigno' Rule by LachbobFistyboy November 27, 2010