Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.

Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay

by Darius Doison December 18, 2025

all-knowing

n: one who has partaken of the all-knowing cock.

Hey you know why Jim is all-knowing?

by Tangent January 9, 2004

you know its al

the coolest motherfucker ever. the king of Drumcompton fo' sho'. no fool can fuck wit this. especially Casso. u better back the fuck up befo' u get smaked the fuck up.

some guy that carries around 2 mac 10's with an Ak in the trunk just in case.

by king of drumcompton January 18, 2004

discount knowledge

Education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.

As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":

"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"

Four years of college wasn't for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!

by Pimpala03 April 8, 2009

secondhand know

(verb) When someone talks about someone else so much, you feel like you know them without ever having met them.

I only secondhand know Tim Curry; I'm a close friend of one of his agents.

by Mallory Alistiar February 28, 2010

you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success

I work hard and besides, you know im shittin

by safe23 August 22, 2011

bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

by mcfriedness October 8, 2011