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Foisty Fish 

A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
Foisty Fish by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018
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Funny Fish Friday 

Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.
Happy Funny Fish Friday, dumbass.
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Miss fish stick 

Hat wearing sandwich eating disco dancing machine
Miss fish stick does all this stuff
Miss fish stick by Kingofdick December 30, 2020

Jamie Fish 

An all round sound bloke. He is ripped AF and has abs of steel. Bit of a legend in the Kent community.
Woah that guy's ripped bro!
Oh him, yeah that's Jamie Fish.
Jamie Fish by Your superior March 10, 2021

Ian Fish 

Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.
“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”
Ian Fish by FuturePersinger February 21, 2022

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

Gut your fish 

Go gut your fish, have a wank