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To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.
I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.
Time-Fuck by Ringnecpheasant January 2, 2012

Time to get ethnic 

A phrase to describe an imminent act of wild, crazy, drunken, inappropriate behavior that can include getting naked, dancing on furniture, cursing, telling disturbing jokes, breaking stuff and/or yelling at strangers.
Benny: Oh Rick, I am sorry to hear you lost your favorite sweater vest today.

Rick: It totally blows Benny! I LOVED that sweater vest. I am so pissed and have been drinking for the past 4 hours. It is so time to get ethnic!

time toilet 

Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"
"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"
time toilet by DR WC Minor July 7, 2014
Creature born from the grief that ensues whenever a B scuffs he timbs. Best-known for taking the Timberland watermark off of a nigga's timbs. Most likely to encounter in a trap house, or right before getting laid.
"I'm gonna kill myself B , one of those bitch ass timbspawns took the tree offa mah timbs."
"Yeah right B, them's some fake ass Timbs."
Timbspawn by Timb man November 21, 2016

Time to eat

An expression used to hype someone up! Telling them to go hunt and get what’s yours.
*yelling at a batter during a baseball game*
Dylan: “Ayyy Let’s go bud, time to eat
Time to eat by Swaggerboss45 October 23, 2018
The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.
Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
Time by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018