Creature born from the grief that ensues whenever a B scuffs he timbs. Best-known for taking the Timberland watermark off of a nigga's timbs. Most likely to encounter in a trap house, or right before getting laid.
"I'm gonna kill myself B , one of those bitch ass timbspawns took the tree offa mah timbs."
"Yeah right B, them's some fake ass Timbs."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.