bed potato  

Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.

My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.

bed potato by BedfordshireResident March 15, 2009

Aids potato 

A derogatory term for an Irish traveller.

We must get onto the council, some of those Aids Potatoes have only gone and parked their caravans in the local school sports field. House prices are sure to plummet.

Aids potato by Ned's atomic wastebin November 20, 2009

Queer Potato 

An enormous homosexual who just lies around.

Hey Denzel, help me find my hamster you fucken' queer potato. Damn.

Queer Potato by Bray 'n Clay March 5, 2004

sweater potato 

The inner fillings of a sweater worn by a beautiful woman. Most commonly referred to as boobs, this version typically refers to those of a more mature woman.

Mrs. Davis sure does have some nice sweater potatoes, I would love to butter them up, cover them in sour cream and eat them down to the skin.

sweater potato by hamdoguhoh January 2, 2008

Aids potato 

When one of your mates with aids helps you to cook and they cut themselves peeling potatoes

Dude? Wtf? You just bled all over my food, I'm gonna have to throw this aids potato in the bin!

Aids potato by Iate1 November 20, 2009

a burnt potato 

A burnt potato stands for when you look burnt like a burnt potato and a burnt potato looks like if you were a potato and you are burnt

I am a burnt potato

a burnt potato by Comoestashola December 1, 2017

The Mashed Potato 

A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.

Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.

Steve: What!? What was it like?

Tom: It was..... incredible.

The Mashed Potato by Father of God June 30, 2010