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idiotismness 

the mental state of a person before they have had coffee
brooke can not get over her idiotismness as she hasnt had coffe yet
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(n.) a popular phrase, a parlance or locution. Not a noun, adjective or verb.
Most definitions in this dictionary are really idioms, such as fo shizzle my nizzle and shotgun wedding
Idiom by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Idiocracy 

A nation incapable of recognizing or practicing a common sense.
Most of the behavior disguised as entertainment on U.S. television
Idiocracy by radoo January 6, 2004

Idiocrat 

Someone who seems like a character from the movie Idiocracy. Someone who's mean & stupid.
Whats the difference between idiot & idiocrat?
Idiots are/can be mature, nice, generous, respect smart people, & be intelligent in other areas.
Idiocrats are immature, mean, selfish, & have no respect for smart or logical people.

An idiocrat is someone with the brain of a 12 year old gangster with a forrest gump iq, thinks all smart people are fags, easily develops a pack mentality around other idiots, never uses logic, is an asshole, only laughs at the crudest humor, etc.
I can tolerate stupid people that are nice & mean people that are smart, but I have no patience with idiocrats.

Jr highs, ghettos, trailer parks, & the military are infested with idiocrats.
Idiocrat by DarthVegeta August 19, 2013

Idiots Unite 

A group of idiots who all seem so similarly idiotic it almost feels like they're part of a club.
Aaron: "Sell! Sell! Sell!" says the Mad Money dude. Do you buy that!? Everyone is listening to him blindly. I don't get it.
Oliver: People bought his line about the market bubble. Idiots Unite!

Jared: Well, if it isn't the smart and talented Charlotte?!?!
Charlotte: What's up Jared?!
Jared: I saw a whole bunch of people following you after class yesterday. What happened!?
Charlotte: I told the instructor I missed the exam because I found out I was pregnant. People kept bugging me afterwards about who the father was. Idiots Unite! Hello!!! It's my new husband Baldwin, who else might it be!?!!

Sophia: Skiing in the summer?! Who does that!!!?
Scarlett: Apparently, Lisa and company. They haven't had enough skiing in the winter it seems.
Sophia: Oh wow! Didn't they go every weekend!!? I mean, I go three times a year and that's more than enough. In the summer, it's beach time baby!
Scarlett: I'm with you, summer means sunbathing on the beach every single day! Let's just leave it at Idiots Unite! Lisa and her friends seem to really dig summer skiing instead. Their loss.
Idiots Unite by OffBeatDrummer November 25, 2020

idiocide 

the brutal killing of an idiot
That dude commited idiocide on Otis!