Changzhou Car Wash 

Named in honour of a town in China where water sports have achieved a well deserved notoriety, the Changzhou Car Wash refers to the act of drinking large quantities of beer, leaving the bar and finding a suitible vehicle to pee on, and then engageing in sexual intercourse on said vehicle, missionary position.

I got right hammed up last night, drank a shit load of beer, then convinced my girlfriend to go outside for a Changzhou Car Wash.

Changzhou Car Wash by Pud Pucker April 26, 2009

Turkish Car Wreck 

After receiving fellatio, the man ejaculates into the woman's face, then bounces her head off a door jam.

She gave good head, but the turkish car wreck went well...

Turkish Car Wreck by Feed me a stray cat September 25, 2010

Go back like car seats 

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

Go back like car seats by K. Itty May 14, 2005

American Car 

Any car that is made in America.
Most of these do not neccesarily suck, as I own a car that had 90,000 miles on it, coming close to 100,000.

Buying a foreign car does not put ANYONE out of work, becuase there are more than one hundred-fifty million people who own cars. At least three-quarters of whom own a $20,000 American car (on average).

American Car by TheTRUTH June 3, 2003

k-car 

A chrysler/dodge automobile designed by Lee Iacoca, rejected by ford. Commonly known to people who like them as EEKs or "Every Extended Ks."

It began with the omni and horizon and moved onto the aries, 600, new yourker, le-baron and many more, minivans included. the design still lives on with the caravan, voyager, neon and SX2.0

"K-car, the vehicle that does not live up to the second sylable of it's own name." --Jeff Warnica

"Omni, what a ironic name for such a useless k-car."

k-car by John Tremp May 1, 2004

irish car bombs

fill a glass up with 3/4 guiness. then fill a shot glass with 1/2 irish whisky and half baileys irish cream.. drop the shot glass in the beer and chug!

"wanna do some irish car bombs"
"sure"
chugs and pukes

irish car bombs by lklklk September 23, 2006

small penis car 

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).

(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.

small penis car by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005