middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice

middle school ain't nothing son

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

School computer

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.

Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

School Milk

that nasty milk in school that kinda resembles slime from a nickelodeon ad but brown, maybe

person 1: damn you see those vids of nasty school milk?

person 2: *spits milk out*

by Sphericaldorito October 28, 2021

gastonday school

School known for it snitches and mama boy pussys

Finally get to get out of the hell hole that is gastonday school.

by Luz gg November 2, 2018

The Heschel school

A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.

Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!

by Spawn of the devil December 6, 2019

Kingsmeadow School

A slave trade where you get wrong for not not having a plastic wallet and a pieced ears

Basically jail but with activities

I hate kingsmeadow school

by helloitsmema July 11, 2016