2 definitions by floryus

A way to speedrun dropping out. You either know what you're doing during online school or you're collapsing underneath the mountain of homework your teachers assign you.

A boring, hillbilly town located in buttcrack nowhere Pennsylvania. The majority of the things you’ll find in Zionsville is corn, soy beans, old folks with guns, and mortgage paying Americans trying to get by. It is certain that in your stay in Zionsville you will hear atleastnone gunshot and a train horn even though there are no train tracks near. The only thing you can do there is go to the local park which isn’t even in town.