When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
Get the Pirate 'Stachemug. When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch
by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018
Get the Muddy Piratemug. If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
Get the pirate's slangmug. When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.
Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.
by cb757 March 3, 2024
Get the Reverse Angry Piratemug. by KCJVG October 22, 2020
Get the Pirate Nigarrmug. by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017
Get the Angry Piratemug. There be baby pirates at the beach
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 18, 2023
Get the piratesmug.