Definitions by thabiznass

Puddle Pirate 

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

Puddle Pirate by thabiznass June 2, 2022