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spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye
Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.
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post nut clarity 

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
post nut clarity by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020

busting a nut 

Sometimes, all a guy wants to do is bust a nut, and go to sleep.
busting a nut by Ghost July 27, 2003

drop nut 

some one who gets scared and acts like a wuss or some one who drops something a person who chickens out of something and acts unmanly ie drops his nuts.
some one who gets scared and acts like a wuss or some one who drops an object on the ground and therefor is a drop nut.
drop nut by jeffersonnnnn October 19, 2006

phat nut 

When you bust a nut that is larger and whiter than normal, typically because of a very attractive female.
Dude, she was thicc as hell and made me bust a phat nut.
phat nut by Fatasianboi March 6, 2018

Suicide Nut 

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
(Beating Noises) “Mama
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
Suicide Nut by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019