i wanna fuck you maria 

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

i wanna fuck you maria by comfybat September 6, 2020

Super Mario 

The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.

A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.

Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*

Super Mario by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain December 28, 2005

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'

'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by Ray September 10, 2004

Shawn Marion 

Awesome basketball player for the Phoenix Suns.

Shawn Marion is the bomb. Rock on Shawn!

Shawn Marion by Anonymous April 11, 2003

marijuana 

The cannabis plant. 2. A preparation made from the dried flower clusters and leaves of the cannabis plant, usually smoked or eaten to induce euphoria.

Mr. Mackey: marijewanna's bad m'kay.

marijuana by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003

Marilyn 

The coolest people on the planet.

Us Marilyns know whether or not your parents ever cared about you--through your name. If you were named Sarah or Rachel, your parents didn't think too hard about what kind of name to give you, and that obviously means that they didn't care about you. Us Marilyns--our parents actually gave a shit about us and put some real thought into how we will be addressed throughout our lives--and gave us the coolest name in on the fucking planet, MARILYN!!

We aren't named after Maryland. Surprisingly, most people think so, and therefore most people are retarded.

Looks really cool in cursive.

None of us were ever named after Marilyn Monroe. But we sometimes lie about it as a conversation starter.

They are great lovers.

Often nicknamed "Marijuana."

HOTT BITCHES.

Marilyn: "Hi I'm Marilyn."
Other person with a boring-ass name: "Whoa, really? Like the state?"
Marilyn: "No, dumbass, MARILYN."

Marilyn by Marilyn1111 December 15, 2008

marilyn manson

The easiest person for The Daily Mail to blame for whatever is wrong with today's society.

Marilyn Manson inspired the Columbine kids to shoot up their High School.

Marilyn Manson influenced Luke Mitchell to kill Jodi Jones.

marilyn manson by OD Smith February 16, 2005