fapuccino

What one does to naked pictures of Al Pacino

I ordered such a large fapuccino when I watched Scarface.

by pokypanda September 10, 2011

Fapture

A mixture from the words "fap" (also masturbating) and "picture". Meaning a picture someone jerks off to.
Uncommon alternative to "nasty videos".

Dude 1: Hey, have ya seen my fapture collection?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I only jerk off to videos.

by hagridlovesbananasmorethanyou February 2, 2014

Sleep Fapnea

Sleep Fapnea

1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.

Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'

Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"

by jarmezzz February 13, 2013

Fapjacks

When a group of men masturbate into pancake mix then cook the pancakes and eat them afterwords.

You boys hungry? We can crank out some fapjacks if you want.

by Craig Dirty March 20, 2017

fappening

When a bunch of people start fapping out of no where.

Guy 1: Dude, were you at the party when the fappening happened?
Guy 2: Yeah, I started it.

by iDubbbbbbbbbbbbbz December 8, 2016

Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.

Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.

by tristan1301 July 13, 2011

fapalms

Epic facepalm... so bad, that they can't even facepalm!

1: OMG
2: lol...
1: * fapalms
2: lololol... fapalms!!!! :D
1: facepalms*

by loldfdfd April 6, 2009