poop dictator 

Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping

Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday

poop dictator by Jblaze17 February 24, 2014

Poop Yeti 

A mountain snow creature that loves poop, most commonly found in Dundalk, Maryland.

Watch out for katelyn shes a poop yeti.

Hey stop that poop yeti!!

Poop Yeti by PoopYetiLover May 13, 2014

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

poop pads by linkybinky June 6, 2014

Poop Stoop 

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

Poop Stoop by Toe fan November 17, 2014

poop crusade 

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.

"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"

poop crusade by tacos for life January 2, 2015

Poop and Pull

To jerk off while taking a shit.

The kids were downstairs and I had to take a shit, this a good time for a poop and pull.

Poop and Pull by Canacius June 10, 2015

poop thighs

When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.

I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.

poop thighs by dr.goodcar November 18, 2015