Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

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Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

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nathan humpdani

Name of a person: Nathan
Artributes: Edging king for anyone named "annabelle" in sight of them, Loads mostly 500-700ml of cum

i touh kids
-nathan humpdani

by tasqussy manager January 14, 2024

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lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024

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air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024

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Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

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The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"

by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024

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