Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020

the holy book

you have solved my puzzle once Again, what you seek is far from holy, what you seek is something worthy to thee.
you mAy think you are done, you make me lAugh, solve my puzzle again so you can learn something worthy.

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The Holy Book is not Holy, rather it is a belief.

by Skeletor.ca April 15, 2020

The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity are Beetlejuice, Flight and EDP. They are basically god like beings

Einstein:Did you see the smartest 3 in the world today? God:Yes I think their called the holy trinity they are smarter than any normal humans comprehension.

by BlackSpongebob April 15, 2020

The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off

What the holy shit

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

The Holy Trinity

This glorious feat occurs when one hits a blunt, nic, then sips an alcoholic beverage in one breath. after swallowing the alc, exhale all smoke thus completing the holy trinity.

Ben: Damn dude, you gonna hit The Holy Trinity for real??
James: Hell yeah bro watch this shit *inhale* *inhale* *drink* *exhale*
Ben: Damnnnnn broooo

by BiggestBaller69 October 18, 2020

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.

Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021