Definitions by user31415

Shoot from the Hip 

When a man ejaculates out of his non-erect penis

I think I'm about to cum...
But you're still soft?
Yeah, I'm going to shoot from the hip

Shoot from the Hip by user31415 January 12, 2021

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

The Holy Shit by user31415 January 12, 2021