cali

californian orange, a breed of skunk

I got me some cali

by ChickenG October 14, 2003

California Volcano Burger

It's when after an episiotomy, a girl shits out of her vagina while you're eating her out.

"I went down on this girl I've been dating and wow she had a California Volcano Burger waiting for me"

by J.D. Ross September 26, 2008

California Sunbeam

When you stick your foot so far up someone's nostril that they shoot semen out of their ass.

Nothing satifies my foot, nose and ass fetish like a good california sunbeam.

by Gonzoles January 25, 2009

california cowboy

A gay man.

Friend: Let's go to that club, it looks fun.
Me: Bro, it's full of California cowboys.

by BigBawls69 November 16, 2016

beez caif

someone who is a beef cake. but if you cant say beef cake. you say this. its much cooler anyway.

my goodness brittany your are a huge beez caif.

by sally fields August 17, 2006

South California

Any bogus place of origin. A term connoting personal or group suspicion about someone's stated place of origin.

Once Jill got Miss "big noise" out of the limelight and talked to her off to the side. . . turned out the lil hobag had crashed the party. Yeah, I asked her where she was from and she said, "South California" hehe!

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

californian hamburger

when a guy puts raw meat into the vagina of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his cock and puts the ''mayonnaise'' (jizz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.

my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother

by woahtheretigerwoah3 November 11, 2009