Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

Grabba Dick

Your child's name in Kahoot.

Parent 1: What's my child's name in Kahoot?
Everyone: Grabba Dick

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021

Samuel's dick

The biggest dick in the world.

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big

by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017

double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

by John Stackpole December 31, 2015

dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.

Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.

by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025