shortsman disease 

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

shortsman disease by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

Go to shorts 

Go to shorts are your best pair of either LeBron or jordan brand shorts. any other brand sucks. it is preferably Jordan

it gives you swagg and u'll get u d wet 4 sure

guy 1, "yo nigga, how we gonna get dees fine ass hoes at school to suck our dicks man?"
guy 2, "man, lets wear are Go to shorts, then we'll get our D wet for sure."

Go to shorts by benny d from NYC December 2, 2009

Tiger Shart 

The striped pattern left in loose fitting undergarments after sharting.

I was horrified to see that that last wet fart left my boxers with a tiger shart print.

Tiger Shart by PortagePotato June 22, 2012

Fart before the shart 

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!

All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!

Fart before the shart by Franz2 September 3, 2011

no shorts 

Nothing held back. Giving all that is expected. "Pulling no punches"

"We'll go on and on 'til the break-a-dawn, we're giving no shorts!"

no shorts by Don Rice January 24, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake revenge 

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

Strawberry Shortcake revenge by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Shart 

A fart that spews shit into your pants.

Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical!

Shart by blackman123 January 22, 2007