i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's 

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's by JayyJai February 17, 2014

I think I just leaked out of my ass 

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

I think I just leaked out of my ass by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008

You just got rushed 

Origin: Best Buy 1528

1.) To prank someone
2.) Do something that seems a bit douche-y

Three days before black friday and all three assistant managers quit;

"Sorry Mr. General Manage, You just got rushed"

You just got rushed by Bestbuyness2810 October 27, 2011

i just know, okay 

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.

Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay

i just know, okay by mattpacer May 15, 2016

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen 

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.

I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen by Twenty One Discoball Romances June 11, 2017

i just shidded 

When you just shidded

oh shit fam, i just shidded

i just shidded by thefatasscat December 19, 2018

Sucks just right

1. Something that "sucks just right" is something that you like or enjoy that could be viewed as sucky or lame. Very similar to a guilty pleasure.

2. Also if something is uncomfortable or semi painful but you also kind of get enjoyment out of it this too could be something that "sucks just right"

1. That Celine Dion song "I'm your lady" sucks just right.

2. When someone screams in your ear it can sometimes feel kind of good, like it tickles, like it sucks just right.

Sucks just right by B-Radical31882 November 8, 2019