I Didn't Ask 

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.

Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.

I Didn't Ask by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

I believe you have my stapler by Yeggi June 1, 2006

i'm not racist, but . . . 

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

i'm not racist, but . . . by Big Steve August 6, 2004

I'm gonna need Taco Bell 

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"

Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.

I'm gonna need Taco Bell by Liobird August 14, 2009

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.

Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

I love you mostest by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive February 28, 2018

I’m fine 

I’m fine is one of the most told lies. I’m fine is to cover up the pain you go through, to hide the fact that you lye in you bed crying because you can’t do it in front of people because you don’t want them to think you are weak. I’m fine is what you tell your friends or family so they can stop asking if you are ok. People who say I’m fine rather deal with anyone else’s problem than theirs.

Friend:Are you ok?
Me:I’m fine.
Friend: Oh ok
Me:So what’s wrong.

I’m fine by Alexis18 July 16, 2019