Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020

flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020

Camp Crotch

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.

So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."

by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021

Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021