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Trump Train 

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.
Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.
Trump Train by Daggy row January 27, 2019
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Trump 2020 

A phrase used to express support for President Donald Trump's 2020 campain, contrary to what all other entries under this name will have you believe, he is not racist homophobic transphobic ect, and his supporters aren't either.
Trump 2020 by LittNigga December 8, 2020

Trump Derangement Syndrome 

Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) is a pejorative term for criticism or negative reactions to United States President Donald Trump that are perceived to be irrational, and have little regard towards Trump's actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his administration. The term has mainly been used by anyone sensible at all who knows that unnecessary criticising Trump like a buffoon without thinking and larping what MSNBC or CNN say is not a normal state of being. Journalists have used the term to call for restraint when judging Trump's statements and actions.
Crazy democrat supporter eg : Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Seth Myers, Stephen Colbert (who even other more sensible members of his party hate eg: Conan O'Brien) : Trump visited Afghanistan on Thanksgiving? wHaT a mONsTeR! REEE! he prolly did it only for the press! Orange Man Bad!
Any sensible person at all (including sensible democrats) : Damn, you've got a serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, huh?

Trump derangement syndrome 

Trump derangement syndrome
A.K.A - T.D.S

A mental illness, where a person has been become deranged by their hatred of Donald Trump. The symptoms being

* Loss of rational thought.
* Screaming at the sky.
* Believing Trump is literally Hitler.
* Seeing Nazi's everywhere.
* Apocalyptic thoughts of the world ending
* Inability to perceive anything good that Trump does.
* Uncontrollable sobbing every time they see or hear Trump.
Trump just cured cancer!"

Trump derangement syndrome sufferer - AHHHHHHH Trump murdered cancer!!! He's evil!!! Wahhhhhh

Trump Supporter 

A person that supports Trump.

Generally a hated individual that is considered racist.

A person who will generally be getting a lot of hate
-I’m a trump supporter!
-Democrat You lying, thieving, racist, son of a-
Trump Supporter by SilverTheWof March 27, 2021

Trump Clump 

While going for a facial during a sexual act, the intended target is missed and makes birth in the front of the hairline. The partner who has lovingly made such deposit, gently brushes the hair to the side in the fashion of Donald Trump. Leaving a messy pompadour in the front of the hair is the end result.
On Steak and BJ day I gave Cassie that Trump Clump. It was a good day.
Trump Clump by Hammy j2 March 31, 2017

Trump 2020 

a saying that an educated person would say when they want Donald Trump to win the 2020 election.
Libtard: Eeew you're homophobic and racist because you support racist orange man.
Republican: Trump 2020 biotch 🖕🏻🖕🏻
Trump 2020 by thateducatedrepublican November 27, 2020