Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

a shark

a bitch stealer

imma be a shark next summer

by ppxo July 22, 2025

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

Chrome Shark

Women who have sworn off men and exclusively date or interact with clankers/AI.

Ever since Becky got dumped, she has turned in to a chrome shark and won't leave ChatGPT alone.

by The-Vagilante September 28, 2025

Aditya Sarkar

A type of Indian Boy, who loves two girls; one Indian, the other Chinese. He is a teacher's pet in Religion, but in reality he is writing the names of all the girls he loves in his religion book. He is literally heart broken and obsessed in finding a girlfriend. If you ever see an Aditya Sarkar in the wild, please help him find a girl.

"Wow, Aditya Sarkar, you still trying to find that one girl!" shouted Jackson.

"Yeah," said Aditya.

by JUNJIEYANG October 16, 2025

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

vanessa dib sarkis

crocodile

A vanessa dib sarkis a poisonous reptile.

by soccer1719 September 12, 2016