Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.
My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide
by Dandownhill February 09, 2025
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Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.
I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide
by cockspitter July 11, 2023
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mud chop

A male who's on the bigger side & has definitely been on that medication that forms breast on the male body. Who gets a shitty ginger fade. Also known to be a complete retards but is still in denial when called out.
Damn, that guy right their with the unwanted tits is a real mud chop
by SuberSypher April 21, 2017
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Mud Stomper

Noun - A person of native descent. American, Indian, Australian, or otherwise.
Doug, the Mud Stomper is right, I'm sure his people know the way around the land.
by Erika Erikkson August 12, 2023
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mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise
The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####
by Kraut kicker January 04, 2023
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Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
by Tardotheassmonkey August 27, 2023
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Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap
Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap
by Flogrownswildside April 02, 2024
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