June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.
by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022
In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.
by Wollaston Boi June 02, 2021
Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022
by coconutblower699 February 16, 2023
Someone who consistently uses words that appear to be fake to win at Words With Friends. Often times these words will be nonsensical and unknown words, even though the system accepts them for points.
Kyle: Check out the word I played for 50 points!
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!
Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!
Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.
by Acrane101 December 26, 2019
People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 09, 2020
Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 16, 2018