National fake friends day 

national fake friends day is on August 22

yo it’s national fake friends day post your fake friends

National fake friends day by Gdawg😼 . August 6, 2019

fake penis 

Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis

Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!

fake penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

Fake Fakerson 

A real phony.

That Kurdt Kobain was a real Fake Fakerson!

Fake Fakerson by Genku July 29, 2003

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Fake-ass-african tried to get my credit card number and me being a dumbass gave her 10 bucks.

fake-ass-african by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

facestalk 

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

facestalk by beanstalkninja March 15, 2009

Pump Fake

When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.

That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.

Pump Fake by JayTeeMoney December 12, 2006

FAKE-FILLIN-IT/GOON 

Being fake/ Lying/ Acting Wat You Not/ A Sucka

"Nigga you a goon."

FAKE-FILLIN-IT/GOON by DRU SOURCE June 14, 2005