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Pump Fake

When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.

That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.

by JayTeeMoney December 11, 2006