Dick in the blood 

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

Dick in the blood by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

dick and ball torture 

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have

okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture

dick and ball torture by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Dick Grower 

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.

Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.

Dick Grower by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020

Dickan 

When a guy puts stuff paper in his pants to make it look like he has a big dick.

He is doing the Dickan lmao
Ik lmao

Dickan by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020

Dick-Looker 

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

Dick-Looker by Doctrclark July 30, 2022

dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

dick-shooty by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .

laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .

security dick by zebra22 September 28, 2008