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chrisass nigga

someone who bullshits completely and really believes that everyone buys it. runs on his own time despite the inconvienance to other people, lies about where he is at even when caught, overly sensative, and will completely lie about how much money he as on him.
not a chrisass nigga: hey, where are you?
a chrisass nigga: maaan, im all the way across town.
*5 minutes later is seen walking out of his moms house down the street.
by ayyybaybee December 2, 2010
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Chrismess

Miscellaneous items such as gifts, boxes, and bags that clutter one's home as a result of Christmas Day.
The Chrismess has taken over my house.
by imakraut77 December 31, 2011
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christianship

A fake, shallow friendship between two Christians that is based solely on common belief in Jesus. In a "christianship," your "friend" will pretend to love you and will say nice Christian things to you. If you begin questioning your beliefs or, even worse, lose your faith, this "friend" will leave you in a heart beat. You are no longer one of "God's people" and you have been deceived by Satan. This supposed "friend" who you thought cared about you as a person actually only liked you because you were Christian. This person will want nothing to do with you and will likely only say (oftentimes in a condensing fashion) "I will pray for you."
My friend Lindsay found out last week that I'm atheist. Now she won't talk to me. I've tried texting and calling her but she won't respond. When I ran into her at the library, I tried saying "Hey!" but she completely ignored me. It looks like our christianship is over. :/
by sheepster2 October 14, 2012
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Chrismission

An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents
Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
by stuartc1 November 10, 2017
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Chrismast

Transferred from Christmas and having similar pronunciation from ''Chris must'',it is like when someone called Chris has responsibility to do something.
Mom:You must take out the trash now,Chris.
Me: Yeah!Happy Chrismast!
by medrunk123 December 24, 2017
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christma

christma is a light skin
by xxxmelanie August 19, 2019
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christgasam

the overwhelming feeling to do Christmas like things such as caroling or spreading cheer. people who experience christgasam often are mentally ill or obnoxiously optimistic.
wow john is really annoying he been having a christgasam all week
by zikiz December 20, 2019
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