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Christmasomnia 

A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.
Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.
Christmasomnia by TehDoc January 20, 2011

christmasatarian 

Someone or something that practicly gets orgasm off of christmas. They make everything around them be christmassy, or however you spell it. They are kinda annoying they are mainly the ones who break out the bible storys and say what we should be thankful for. When after that you kinda wanna egg his house, but you won't because your just not into that kinda nonsense and balfolegry
This guy is a total christmasatarian, i kinda wanna kick his ass.
christmasatarian by Orga-santa December 21, 2009

christmasaphied 

A ranking of Christmas spirit: when an object is absolutely full of Christmas.
Put up your Christmas tree: you'll become Christmasaphied!!
christmasaphied by 12345Awesomeguy December 1, 2018

christgasm 

What happens to fundie kids at rock concerts. Supposedly keeps you from being a horny teenager. No need to change pants afterwards.
I went to a christian concert, smoked some weed, then had a christgasm
christgasm by mushiman December 17, 2005

Christmasalicious 

Something that has the essence of Christmas.
That gingerbread ice cream pie was Christmasalicious!!!!
Christmasalicious by cat-tron3000 February 20, 2008

christmasmrog 

a very strange account with questionable posts. pretty cool. pretty funky. and pretty silly. kind of gay too
"hey, did you see that post by christmasmrog?"
"yeah. a little queer if you ask me.."
christmasmrog by sillyst4rz January 17, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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