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whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.
Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.
whackycardia by UprTupr May 18, 2016
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whackenhutter 

Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work
You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals

whackenshack

The little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man porn
Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot
whackenshack by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

whackccident 

sorry,that was a whackccident!
whackccident by kekepalmersdragon January 8, 2017
Something or someone that is so whack that you have to put an "i" at the end
That chick was whacki!
whacki by Anonymous fucktard May 21, 2017
A low class person from Cork, Ireland. Typically, they have bad skin and attempt to drive cheap modified cars. Absolutely useless people.
Let's not go in there Dorothy. Probably full of whackers.
Whacker by Cork whacker August 1, 2017