whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.

Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.

by UprTupr May 18, 2016

wachycardia

Wachycardia is the medical term for a heart rate over 100 beats per minute due to intense fapping.

Nurse: my patient fapped so hard last night his heart rate alarm went off. Another case of wachycardia.

by 'quid_'cid May 27, 2021