loyal-cock-pirate

a person who wishes to give sex to an idol or alpha male/pack leader.
he often finds himself kissing up to the idol.
He will constantly change around the idol, and then instantly turns asshole around others

wow check that guy... hes such a loyal-cock-pirate to the popular ones

by the turtle blob November 19, 2010

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

parathlete

a disabled person who takes part in athletics.

A large number of parathletes are taking part in the Paralympics.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2010

Phrat Hat

when someone(usually a white dude) wears a curved bill hat sideways or cocked up and to one side. Paired best with a popped collar!!!

BRROOO! Look at j-dawg rockin' that phrat hat! He's pulling all the gurlies!!! Pimpin' BRO!

by kreggjay March 13, 2011

Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.

Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.

by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019

Peruvian Pinata

First shove a baseball bat into the ass of an unsuspecting bitch. While this bitch has the surprised look on her face and a wide gaping mouth, shit into her face hole. THEN... rip the bat out of her corn-hole and violently knock her teeth out with the force of Barry Bonds on steroids. Finally, once her teeth are on the ground, pick through the shitty carnage and collect teeth like candy. Bring the kids for good clean family fun.

Hey kids!, Watch mommy as daddy gives her a Peruvian Pinata

by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

by Rackshawer July 14, 2010