Definitions by Rackshawer

Land pirate 

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

Land pirate by Rackshawer July 14, 2010