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Jews

What you put on your feet.
To take a healthy shower.
A form of cooking.
Ha mom get my Jews.
by anonymous September 28, 2021
mugGet the Jewsmug.

reverse jew

When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.

As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.

Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022
mugGet the reverse jewmug.

City Jew

A jewish citizen that isnt hardcore in the activities of judaism and the culture of judaism, but follows certain traditions when pressured at home and may have a cheeky prayer every now and then.
"Look at him, he's such a city jew"
by dylandahorse September 10, 2012
mugGet the City Jewmug.

jew

a demon in human body, they will tell you they are people/that they are white but only when it gets you to mix races and propagate white genocide, these beings have talmudic judaism in there blood which they cant convert out of therefore they must be killed
P1: "hey this guys a jew"
P2: "dont trust that kike hes always up so something"
by your local rapist January 2, 2024
mugGet the jewmug.

Self-hating Jew

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.
Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.
by Enrealment March 15, 2025
mugGet the Self-hating Jewmug.

tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)
by Zombie Jegus April 20, 2018
mugGet the tenessee jewmug.

Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
mugGet the Screwed and jewedmug.

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