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Flappy fish market 

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!
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rare fish 

A fish that only hustlers can possess. You may win a rare fish but never sell it, because true hustlers are manipulating the rare fish market.
I sold my rare fish for 200$, now its valued at 3000000000$. Never make my mistake.
rare fish by entrapranure July 10, 2021
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Carlin Fish Hook 

The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots
Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park
Carlin Fish Hook by nvminer April 16, 2011

Punk Fish 

When your vagina gets nasty and fishy after sex.
Plunder, Vagina, Sex
Bob:"Brittany has a punk fish today man."

Carl:"Man that's gross, did you give it to her?"

Bob:"Yea, then I ate it."
Punk Fish by Jessica Nickel August 30, 2013

special fish 

When a girl flirts with you and starts acting retarded
Boy 1: Dude Haley is such a special Fish

Boy 2: yeah man
special fish by Cheese_Cube123 March 11, 2016

Ur fish a bish 

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramps a tramp, and ur sister a mister combined.
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: UR FISH A BISH
Person 1: (implodes)

Wash Fish 

Wash Fish is a sexy beast and will eat you up in one bite as he is so immense! He is quite quiet at first but is acctly a confident, lazy, grumpy, teenage BEAST!!!

Wash Fish has very dodgy things in his My Eyes Only tho so watch out...
Wash Fish - Pro-Noun
Wash Fish - Noun
To 'Wash Fish' - Very
Wash Fish by anonymous October 27, 2020