Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.

After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.

by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018

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Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

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christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018

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Spare Sausage?

A foreign language used by gay autistic kids to ask for some food.

Autistic Kid: "Oh my! Spare Sausage? May I have some?"
Other Autistic Kid: "Of course, take some sause too.

by Crilbus November 24, 2018

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cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

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