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Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast
by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023
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Jimmy Scott

Only the greatest Jazz singer in the world. He's like 90 years old and still making music. Ho yeah.
Ava: Hey, you want to listen to Jimmy Scott?
Steve: Who's Jimmy Scott?
Ava: Die. Now.
by freddy2fan April 29, 2008
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Jimmy niggatron

by Zous2005 April 20, 2021
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Shimmy my Jimmy

When you have to unlock a door using a lockpick
"Damn, the door is locked. Looks like I gotta Shimmy my Jimmy!"
by k0vz December 19, 2023
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Jimmy

The most handsome boy you will probably have met. Although he says that you are “slow”, you will still enjoy spending every second with him. Dark haired with the most incredible eyes you have seen. Wants to be an firefighter. It is easy to admire him and everything he does. Jimmy are the most amazing and beautiful energy person you will meet
by belaleba444 December 9, 2022
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Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.
by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025
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Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
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