Langford is a city on Vancouver Island, Canada. It is part of the greater Victoria area and is located west of the city. The city is known for ghettos, shoplifters, and rednecks to the south and rich estates to the north; separated by the Trans-Canada Highway. The city is home to Westhills Stadium, the playing grounds for Pacific FC; Vancouver Island's professional soccer team playing in the CPL (Canadian Premier League). Belmont Secondary School, an overcrowded but beautiful looking high school can be found within the city. Overall it's a decent-ish place to grow up, just remember to lock your doors.
by Ziggmanster April 17, 2020
The Golden State Warriors (GSW) are an NBA team that used to play in Oakland but now plays in San Francisco at Chase Center. They made the finals in five straight years: 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Of those finals appearances, they won in 2015, 2017 and 2018. Part of the reason they were good for so long was the leadership of Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant the snake. As a result of this success, many twelve-year-olds have bandwagoned to the Warriors fan base and have begun worshiping Curry like he's the second coming of Christ. Many fans from around the NBA will tell you that the Warriors are their least favourite team.
Golden State Warriors fan: Our team may suck now, but we won three championships within a span of four years so we're obviously California's team!
Clippers, Kings, and Lakers fans: Okay bud.
Clippers, Kings, and Lakers fans: Okay bud.
by Ziggmanster June 23, 2020
James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
by Ziggmanster June 01, 2025
The Memphis Grizzlies are a professional basketball team based in Memphis, Tennessee. They compete in the southwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1995 as the Vancouver Grizzlies, and after several agonizingly poor seasons, the team was sold and relocated to Memphis in 2001. The team plays their home games at FedExForum (yes, it's spelled as one word). Currently, the Grizzlies most notable players include Zach Edey, Jaren Jackson Jr. Desmond Bane, Scottie Pippen Jr. and Ja Morant.
by Ziggmanster June 01, 2025
Toronto's pro soccer (football) team. They compete in the MLS and the Canadian Championship. They play at BMO Field at the exhibition grounds in Toronto, Ontario. The are a member of MLSE. At the time of writing this, they won their first and only MLS cup in 2017 when they defeated the Seattle Sounders. Toronto FC has some of the most passionate fans out of all the North American soccer clubs.
by Ziggmanster June 06, 2020
The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.
I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.
by Ziggmanster June 04, 2025